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earthdad:

alarmingpenguin:

earthdad:

earthdad:

pizza

haha very relatable and quirky!!!! 5/5 out of creativity!! The concept is complex yet something we can all understand! i eat pizza too so it is reminding me that pizza is always there for me!!!!

are you complementing yourself

pretty sly comeback but could use work 3/5 try better next time


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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via obamafart)


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